Recently, I ran across an Internet article on how to update your outmoded, thoroughly unfashionable early 2000s kitchen. It seems that the trends of that era — which my mathematical skills date a mere 12-17 years ago, about the age of the average teenager — are embarrassingly passé. It’s time to take what was once heralded as fashionable and modern — but is no longer fashionable and modern — and update it into what is now . . . fashionable and modern.
Such is the nature of trends, and the one thing you can say about them is that they never end.
Remember gleaming, stainless steel industrial kitchens, the Must Have of the late 1990s and early 2000s?
Mason jars as a decorative element, everywhere, anywhere, here and there, and all over?
How about ugly, retro lamps that look like what secondhand stores offer for $5 but decor gurus sell as part of their designer collection for $80?
Back in the secondhand stores.
Oh, and let’s not forget, let’s never forget, the ubiquitous paneling from the 1970s.
Way out, but not as in groovy.
HOWEVER, shiplap, which kind of looks like horizontal paneling to people who remember watching original episodes of The Brady Bunch, is in. For now.
Fashionable, Trendy & Modern
For now. Those two words encapsulate the nature of trends, modes, crazes, styles, rages, and vogues — the last word, ironically, of fashion, and those who follow the words of the gurus, whether they’re on HGTV or Houzz, or writing a column in a decor-themed magazine, will wind up, 12-17 years from now, with not just a kitchen, but an entire home that needs to be modernized and brought up to date.
(“Just add a pop of color with an accent pillow, within your highly neutral grey-, beige-, or white-themed interior. Oh, and get rid of the granite countertops and replace them with concrete. And knock out that wall. Chic. Trendy. Modern.” The Victorians of the mid and late 19th century called their homes Modern. If we wait long enough, Victorian Modern will be back in style.)
Now there’s nothing wrong with changing and updating, and a coat of paint on the walls renovates a room, but the crucial factor in decorating any home is not what is — for the next nine months –“in,” but what the people living in the home like. Generally, this last element is accorded the least importance by reality design/decor TV experts because, quite frankly, what people like doesn’t sell products. What people are convinced that they like does sell — season by season, trend by trend, new look by new look.
Trendy: Classifying Home Decor — and People — by Type
Are you traditional or contemporary? Industrial or country? Coastal or Southwest? Romantic or Mancave?
True to our nature of classifying everything, including people (Choleric or melancholic? Lion or lapdog? Fire or water? Extrovert or introvert?), the corporate decor world prods and nudges home residents into precise, definitive decorating categories. In order to fit those categories and get that day’s chic, modern, themed look, the homeowner needs to buy this, replace that, paint over this (faux paint, textured walls, accent wall, splatter paint, smooth finish, photo mural, shiplap) and refurbish the furniture to match the new rug which coordinates with the artwork.
It never ends, because by the time the home is totally coordinated to expert specifications, it’s out of date.
Home Decor That Isn’t Trendy, but Reflects Your Fashion
So what is the homeowner to do?
In solving any problem, commonsense reigns supreme, and indeed, if commonsense were the prevailing, enduring fashion trend, reality TV, and its many satellites in the print and Internet world, would not exist.
Let’s number a few thoughts, albeit simple ones, but enough to hold in the back of our mind before we determine that our home is hopeless:
- Figure out what you like, and incorporate it into your home. In other words, buy what you like. Even if you consider yourself an idiot when it comes to design, you have personal likes and dislikes that matter.
- Tune out the voices, and determine that the central voice you’re hearing is yours, in tandem with that of the other people who live in the house.
- If you must classify your style, make it Eclectic.
- Gravitate toward what makes you happy.
- If it requires a huge renovation and major cost, run through items 1, 2, 3, and 4 — over and over again.
- Never forget that this is your home, and you and your family live in it. Decorate for you, and not the guests you imagine will be critiquing your tastes. (Why are you inviting people like this into your life anyway?)
- If you hire an interior decorator, find one you like and who listens to you.
Commonsense doesn’t sell trendy products, and it doesn’t drive ratings — but it may make you happier with your home.
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An article complementing this one is 5 Super Easy Tips for Choosing the Right Artwork for Your Home.